OK. So I've been away for a while (rehab, continuing education, re-programminng for new guidelines, etc.), but this is a good one I saw today:
If you ever need a creative "Out of Office" response for your e-mails:
- I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
- You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
- Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
- I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
- I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Kate" instead of Dave.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
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